… And step away from the stove!”

I lost my cooking license today.
I’m no longer aloud to cook.
At least I’m no longer aloud to leave a boiling pot of water on the stove… unattended… for 10 minutes… with the burner on high.
Seems this sets off the fire alarm and causes a smoky mess that lingers in your house for days. Kind of a problem.








September 10th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Who knew?
September 10th, 2008 at 11:39 am
and people say it isn’t possible to burn water
September 10th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
That was the exact moment that I got put on ADHD meds. But I don’t have three kids distracting me. It was just something shiny, I am sure.
September 12th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Welcome to the club. I burned water more than once during my first year of marriage. Not many can say it, does that make it a cool club?